A woman was admitted last Saturday in a hospital in Teruel (Spain) after having a serious wound in her left eye. The cause, as the hospital has made public, was due to the impact of a suppository on the eye after her husband, who had just placed it on his anus, farted.
The events occurred around midnight. The patient’s husband was suffering from constipation, so he inserted a suppository into his anus. A few minutes later, he launched a large wind blow that caused the drug to be fired, to the eye of his wife. The man explained, still very frightened, that “I only saw blood coming out of his eye and a smell of poop”.
It was the husband who took his wife to the medical center. “We left very fast, I did not even put on my clothes, I went to the hospital with my penis outside.” The woman slowly recovers from the lesions in her eye and in a few days she will be at home.
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